KittenWar

You think your kitten is pretty cute, right? But are you willing to put it to the test? Are you ready to let your kitten duke it out in an all-out…

KittenWar

This is what the Internet is all about, right?

X-Men 3

In a brilliant casting decision, Kelsey Grammer has been announced as playing Dr. Hank McCoy a.k.a. the Beast in X-Men 3. Some guy named Vinnie Jones is playing the Juggernaut. Talks are underway to sign Maggie Grace (from Lost) to play Kitty Pride, and Angel will be a big part of the movie, but no names have been announced.

Cleese to write next Aardman film

Aardman Entertainment, which produced the exceedingly funny Wallace and Gromit films as well as Chicken Run, has hired John Cleese to help write their next film.

“It will be great comedy adventure about a pre-historic culture clash between two tribes, one comparatively evolved tribe, and one un-evolved tribe,” [Aardman co-founder Peter Lord] said.

“Some might consider one tribe might be the English, and some might consider that the other to be the French, the Gauls.

“Let’s just say it’s the start of the Entente Cordial and it explains why the English Channel is there.”

The Wallace and Gromit feature film, Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, is due out this fall. Yay! But there’s not a lot of information available yet. BTW, this seems to be a re-naming from the original title of “The Great Vegetable Plot”.

Star Wars Mania

With the release of Episode III just a few weeks away, Star Wars mania is in full swing.

LEGO Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite

Star Wars Tatoo Gallery

Star Wars fanatics wait in wrong line

And my most recent favorite: The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster. This is hilarious stuff — imagine if Darth Vader kept a blog… Read it now!

Update 4/29: Full-sized X-Wing Fighter for sale on eBay

Update 5/3: Star Wars themed PC cases (choose Light Side or Dark Side)

Look! Up in the sky!

It may be a piece of crap!

I like Bryan Singer. I loved both X-Men movies. I love “House”. I love THE USUAL SUSPECTS. I believe in Bryan Singer. When he says that he wants to make a Superman movie that picks up after SUPERMAN II, I breathe a sigh of relief. When I see pictures of Brandon Routh as Clark Kent, I’m thrilled.

Then comes this first publicity still of Routh as Superman. I just don’t know. Yes, it’s just a picture, but compare it to the first picture of Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man (Holy cow! I can’t find that picture to link to it. But it kicked @$$).

And, for heaven’s sake, Routh has brown eyes! They’re supposed to be blue. Unforgivable! ;-)

On a more serious note about the movie, Singer says SUPERMAN RETURNS is the story of Superman returning after taking about six years off, following the events of SUPERMAN II. I have two big problems with this.

One, it’s a never-ending battle. Six years is a REALLY long time.

Secondly, the last thing Superman says to the President in that movie, to the best of my memory, is, “I’m sorry I let you down. It won’t happen again.” So, of course, he takes six $#^$@@ years off???!!!!

I understand people’s concerns about HHG, but this seems to have the potential to be much, much farther off target.

Lots of New Hitchhiker Programs

First, don’t forget that The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy feature film opens on April 29!

The new BBC Radio Hitchhiker’s production, The Quandary Phase begins on May 3. The Tertiary Phase broadcasts appeared on the BBC website after their Thursday rebroadcasts, and hopefully the new series will be available online as well.

The Quintessential Phase will begin airing on May 31.