Dark Beer Wins

Dark Beer May Be Better for the Heart

The real beer argument is not “Tastes great” vs. “Less filling.” It’s dark vs. light, and the winner, according to a University of Wisconsin heart researcher, is dark brew because it can help prevent blood clots.

Heck, we could have settled that argument ages ago. We Gunters have always known that dark beer is better. Duh.

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  1. …dark brew because it can help prevent blood clots. Heck, we could have settled that argument ages ago… Namely by the fact that we’re still alive. If there’s anyone in the high-risk demographic for blood clots, it’s the Gunters. We owe our lives to those fine dark brews. Don’t be afraid of the dark!

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