(For immediate release), The Gunters United Libation Party announced today that it has struck a deal with the United Nations to provide post-war beer to the citizens of Iraq, once the current military action there has been completed. Under the terms of the agreement, Gunters will provide cold beer to Iraq in exchange for “a lifetime supply of free gasoline and motor oil.”
While anti-war leaders protested the bargain, Gunters representative Dougal Campbell retorted, “Screw them. Don’t they know how bad the gas mileage on my SUV is? Just see if I slide any free brewskis to those pinkos at the next party!”
United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan could not be reached for comments.